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wheeze the juice

Removing the wine bag from a box of Franzia and drinking directly from the nozzle. It derives from a pauly shore scene in the movie "Encino Man" where Pauly shore drinks directly from the nozzle of a slurpee machine.
I like to wheeze the juice at parties

Wheez the Juice 

To imbibe a cold beverage directly from the dispenser...before the store clerk harshes on your grindage.
"What are you doing?!?"

"Link and I were cruisin' the mountain and figured we'd wheez the juice"
Wheez the Juice by dickie fitz April 19, 2013

wheezed the juice 

sticking your head under a soda fountain and drinking from it.
"Hey, that guy just wheezed the juice in that gas station."
wheezed the juice by Lany loo December 24, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026