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Whatford 

The absolute God Of All Things (the GOAT) someone with this name is the best person in the world and there massive amounts of big dick energy radiate throughout everything. Like a force controlling everything around you
Guy 1: OMG he’s such a Whatford
Guy 2: no he’s not. He’s not cool enough
Whatford by Big__Ounce October 13, 2021
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Really amazing town near London, UK.

Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.

Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.

Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.
They're opening a new Apple Store!
Where?

Watford!
Ha ha. Very funny.
Watford by NemoD98 October 30, 2011

Brad Whitford

The rhythm (and occasional lead) guitarist for the rock band Aerosmith. While Joe Perry is the more popular guitarist, Brad is not to be overlooked. He plays lead guitar on such songs as Last Child and Round And Round. He

definitely deserves more credit.
Brad Whitford is one of my favorite guitarists.
Brad Whitford by aerofan15 February 14, 2010

Watford City 

A small city in North Dakota. The greatest place to underage drink in the country. Watford City Highschool is the definition of a shit show.

A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.

Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.
Kalin: Dude, let's go drink and smoke at lunch.

Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.

Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.

Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.

Karson: RAGE ON
Watford City by RAGEONWATFORD May 17, 2011

A Man City V Watford

A really horrible situation.

A situation where you are being fucked over.

Too bad to be true.

A thrashing.
"God, I feel like a Man City v Watford"

"That was an absolute Man City v Watford"

Watford Gap 

The defining point between the area of land considered the 'South' of England, and that considered the 'North'.
Aye, it's grim oop north o' the Watford Gap.
Watford Gap by Ed March 4, 2004

Gerald Watford 

Gerald watford- n. v. Old English. -1. a person who is addicted not only to young white women, but more so to his own picture plastered all over Facebook.

2. The act of wearing a Mr. Magoo hat everywhere as an ice breaker to young fashion white girls.
"man I look good in this mirror" "what are you a Gerald Watford?"

"Take a a fake artsy picture so I can put it on Facebook and show everyone how sophisticated I am...stop being such a Gerald Watford"

"I am going out Gerald Watford to the club tonight" "that hat makes you look gay"
Gerald Watford by charliemedic143 August 29, 2011
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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