What the dog doin 

"What the dog doin?" is a term often used to describe utter confusion of an act that the canine seems to be committing. The dog could be walking, peeing, shitting or generally doing what a dog does. Though, people tend find themselves holding back from saying "what the dog doin?" when seeing a dog doing something rather mundane.

A: "Yo look! what the dog doin?" - "he acting a bit sussy now innit?"
B: "he's just pissing.."

A: "what he doin tho?!"

What the dog doin by Skylin Met Taiga May 26, 2021

what the dog doin 

Yeah rlly

Seriously, what the dog doin

what the dog doin by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

What the dog doin'?!

The dog is usually performing a human-like task. e.g. Kickflip, playing GTA V, eating squirrels, playing a nice game of CS:GO, and playing piano. Dogs are fully eligible of doing all of these human tasks. If you as much as lay finger on a dog, it might initiate god mode and use 0.1% of its power. A dogs full power is so powerful that it can take down an entire solar system effortlessly. The average house dog is currently using -0.0000007% of its current power. 0.1% is enough to wipe out the entire country of Uruguay. So remember, do not mess with a dog, or you will find out what the dog doin'.

(You see any being perform or say something weird) What the dog doin'?!

What the dog doin'?! by xXBeanEaterXx April 11, 2022

What the dog doin? 

A phrase commonly used by people as an introduction. Similar to 'how is it going?'

Tass - 'Yo Sam, What the dog doin?'
Sam - 'Just chilling'
Both - *high five*

What the dog doin? by Juan Sheet October 14, 2021

What the dog doin? 

unspeakable things

Person1: What the dog doin?
Person2: we dont know, well never know.

What the dog doin? by nike kicks June 8, 2022

What the dog doin'? 

A mystery that has yet to be solved by the brightest heads of humanity.

That is if it shall ever be solved.

So the question indeed remains :"What is the Dog doing?"

Give me some of those mints...oh yeah me too..oh yeah .cool .....what the dog doin'?
-when someone hase mints in school.

What the dog doin'? by Redos (make up your own name!) January 1, 2022

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level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

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