Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is
Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft
boobs...running down your big
man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy
crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your
homework?
Chris: (nods his
head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?