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what the bitch

similar to "what the hell" but with more awesomeness since I invented it

sometimes pronounced "what the Batch"

can be shortened to "WTB"
(1)WHAT THE BITCH IS SHE DOING!!??!!
(2)like, what the batch...
what the bitch by Tony P-C June 20, 2008
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What the Bitch

Sex position; Basically a backwards doggie style. The female is wearing a strap on and the male is bent over. And so on.
Guy: Have you ever tried the what the bitch?
Other guy: Dude. Thats backwards doggie style, you know that right?
What the Bitch by BlahKhaos April 30, 2010

What the bitch? 

Used in a state of dismay or disbelief.
I can't find my keys! What the bitch?
What the bitch? by Dorae July 19, 2006

What The Bitch!? 

A term often applied to a situation worse than one you'd normally say "What the fuck!?" to.
You killed my family, blew up my car, and jizzed all over my bed!? WHAT THE BITCH?!
What The Bitch!? by Jeremy B November 20, 2003

What the bitch?? 

What the bitch?? Is when your so shocked/stunned from the stupidity of the situation or person . Can also be used when someone is being dumb . This is a great alternative to "what the fuck" and will help you gain some extra SWAG points with your homes/lovers . The meaning can also be playful.
Magnus , like what the bitch?? You are actually tati

bitch what the fuck 

A phrase from a popular vine used to show extreme confusion, disgust, or anger.
*sees boy walk into class with crocs*
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

What's the sitch bitch? 

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.
"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."
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