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what i got

The Best Song By Sublime Hands Down
Makes You Think About Life Whenever You Hear It.
This song is about having a lousy life, but focusing on the good things - what you have, not what you don't.

I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes back to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin' it's all the same
Livin' with louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me
I Played "What I Got" 143 times on iTunes
what i got by Anthony Hompkins September 16, 2008
Words you can keep

I Know What I Got 

When you know, you have something good or awesome that people are talking to you about. Can be used cleverly in a common sentence as jokingly as possible. Can be used in a text: IKWIG
Man you have really nice car. Friend: I know What I Got.
Wife: You got $3500 this week. Husband: I know What I Got.
Father: You clean your room son? No electronics until your done. Son: I know What I Got.
Mother: Your going to get pregnant keeping your Legs Open. Daughters: I Know What I Got.
I Know What I Got by odditychild January 5, 2022

You don't know what I got. 

A phrase that is used by rex in victorious stating that Tori doesn't know what rex has in his pants , Also a term that can be used when misgendered or wanting to imply you may be another gender . usually used as a joke.
Sasha: Yeah me and Mikasa had a kid together. (joking)
Jean: That's not biologically possible
Sasha: You don't know what I got. okay? (bursts out laughing)
Jean: (Also bursts out laughing)
Connie: (Doesn't know what's going on but starts laughing too)

You don't know what I got 

A phrase originated by Corey Baker to express that Sonni does not know what he has
"You don't know what I got Sonni"

WHAT I EXPECTED VS WHAT I GOT

Adj.

Pinpointing and highlighting the exact differences between facts, claims, and evidence. Which typically has caused an emotional reaction or sudden realization. It generally is used negatively.

Example: A TV dinner looks amazing on the cover and says it tastes amazing.

Negatively:
WHAT I EXPECTED: An amazing, delicious meal that looks beautiful.
WHAT I GOT: Tastes like vomit and looks just as appetizing. It even smells bad too.

Links with other terms:
"I don't know what I expected."
"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined."
Example of WHAT I EXPECTED VS WHAT I GOT:
Man, can't believe I got suckered in, this game is trash. Let me sum it up for you:
WHAT I EXPECTED: GOTY, the gameplay looked amazing!
WHAT I GOT: Dissapointment, it was all fake.

I got mine, what's your problem? 

Making sure you got what you need without a concern for others, especially if you are the boss.
Leeza got a nice big ice cream cone in front of the troops working hard digging her shelter. When the troopers looked at her, she scoffed "I got mine, what's your problem?"

i got rizz i got jizz what you want? 

popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers
i got rizz i got jizz what you want?
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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