whammers

A massive pair of breasts.

Mate 1: Dude, did you see the whammers on that?

Mate 2: No mate, gutted.

Mate 1: nods to himself knowing he is the lucky one

by Chump Change October 13, 2005

Whammers

Large breasts that have the propensity to wham together during physical exertion.

Look at the size of them whammers!

by Skillo December 2, 2017

whammers

underwear, underpants, panties

How come that girl's whammers say "Tuesday" when it's Wednesday?

by beefyt June 26, 2007

So how about those Whammers?

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"So how about those Whammers?"

by Null0_222 May 22, 2022

booking a whammer

Prison slang for giving another inmate a blow job.

Frank the Rat's tough guy prison reputation would be hurt if someone caught him booking a whammer.

by Patrick Allen Jones February 24, 2008

whammered

A combination of wasted and hammered

Dude, we got so whammered last night!

by Carol Creel December 30, 2007

Whammer

A heterosexual individual who appears homosexual or camp, however is in denial .

Whammers are only official after the discovery of a wham cd in there collection.

Luke you look like such a Whammer. Get out of those jean shorts or at least grow a moustache.

by Carlton Jr June 1, 2011