whale cock 

a fat hairy very suck able cock

it fucks other whales in the pussy that is what a whale cock does

whale cock by Filamea Roberto June 25, 2016

Whale Cock 

A penis that is exceptionally great and very large.

I heard that he has a whale cock! You know, that Moby Dick!

Whale Cock by butt slutt February 15, 2024

Whale Cock (Dork) 

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.

1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'

2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'

Whale Cock (Dork) by Dr. Know April 7, 2005

Whale Cock Energy 

Whale Cock Energy is when someone is bursting with confidence and doesn't care what anyone says and proves they are confident with anything they say or do and will do anything to impress while also being a kind-hearted person to others while having a cock of a whale

Look At Lewis Brennan With His Whale Cock Energy You Can See The Confidence Brimming With Power Its like He Can Do Anything With Ease

Whale Cock Energy by Dank Me Me July 14, 2020

Blue Whale Cock 

The largest dick of any animal. The Blue Whale Cock can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. The Blue Whale cock is so big that if you were to suck its cum blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. Its dick weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. So for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale dick you down ;)

Wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?

That is not a seal, that is a Blue Whale Cock

Woah, that's fucking huge

I know right!!! Biggest in the animal kingdom

Blue Whale Cock by GM123 July 29, 2016

To suck cock while talking cockney

(Idiom) To be able to do multiple different things simultaneously.

One of the most famous Roman emperors Gaius Julius Caesar was known for his ability to suck cock while talking cockney.

To suck cock while talking cockney by N1993RS April 15, 2026

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth 

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007