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whale cum 

You`re whale cum!
You motherfucker are not whale cum!
whale cum by godlikegod November 14, 2018

Whale Cum 

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Whale Cum by WHALE CUM FART May 10, 2023
Yo fat ass your a cum whale
Cum whale by Asskicker#fuckyou January 21, 2017

blue whale foreskin full of cum 

the blue whale foreskin full of cum is when you are about to nut then close your foreskin so you nut all in your foreskin
Man 1: i got a blue whale foreskin full of cum rn
Man 2: lemme taste

Wale Cum 

When you’re saying you’re welcome but you have a brain fart while typing it and your brain goes, “ERROR 101, SIGNAL LOST.”
Jackson : “Thank you so much Michael for the sausage you gave me late last night.”

Michael : “No problem, your wale cum.”

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time 

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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