Whalecum

The magic word that appears when a thirteen year old boy discovers that Whale-cum and Welcome sound alike.

LOOOLLZZ WHALECUM LOL LOL CUM

by Sethyboi January 10, 2011

Truly showing happiness and insulting the other person at the same time

by TheGodParty September 26, 2015

It is to welcome a person with tons of "cum}" as a form of greeting.

by 3EDGY5ME DADDY May 8, 2017

When you're having sex, and either you or your partner cum, the other says "Walecum" for making you cum

Justin: Oh fuck baby, I'm so close
Hailey: *Fucks harder* Fuck you like this?
Justin: Y-yes... fuuuuck *cums*
Hailey: Whalecum

by wristsicicle May 20, 2017

whalecum

spelled almost like welcome, and is used instead, to say welcome!

1: congratz!
2: tyty
1: ur whalecum

by GRANZERN February 8, 2009

First Fren: thank you

Second Fren: Whalecum

Bob: Thank you
Judy: Whalecum
Bob: Tasty

like welcome but cooler ;)
only a few cool ppl say it

by yamum!!! August 3, 2011