Wet Wink 

When a man shoots cum into his own eye either during sleep or intercourse.

I had a wet wink last night. When I woke up I couldn't open my eye!

Wet Wink by gorillabard June 11, 2020

Wet Wink 

A derogatory term; the Wet Wink is someone who has committed an egregious social blunder or been hoodwinked by their friends in a playfully humiliating way.

Frano did a terrible job cooking those eggs. He's a real wet wink.

Wet Wink by FranoH December 19, 2023

Wet Winker 

When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.

Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.

Wet Winker by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

wet winky

A wet winky is when your asshole otherwise known as your 😜 winky is leaking fluids or is wet for lubrication or other reasons.

Dude 1: bro this chick was eating my ass and then she lubed it up to peg me.

Dude 2: bro you must have had such a wet winky

wet winky by Noodle rat August 21, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019