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Wet Wally 

A wet Willy but up the nose
I gave my friend a wet willy at the same time I gave him a wet Wally l
Wet Wally by Theseboya June 25, 2018
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Wet Wally 

A more twisted version of the wet willy. It's executed by spitting on your own penis, and then insert said penis into an unsuspecting victim's ass.
"I really wasn't expecting him to give me a wet wally when my pants were down... it hurt for a week."
Wet Wally by KingDouche January 31, 2008
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Wet Wally 

When a female inserts a man's penis in her mouth for the sole purpose to wet it with saliva so it can be inserted easier into her vagina.
Josie gave me the best Wet Wally last night.
Wet Wally by Megassaurus April 20, 2016

Wet Wally 

Sticking your tongue in someone’s ear, like a wet Willy but instead of your wet finger it’s your tongue
“ Hey Jerry, I gave Frank a wet Wally as a prank and as soon as I pulled my tongue out of his ear he started moaning, what the fuck”
Wet Wally by Shadowthebro February 16, 2020

Wet Wallace 

When you hock a loogie into a girls vagina
Baby I can't wait to give you a Wet Wallace when we get home.
Wet Wallace by DumbDildo473 December 26, 2016

Wet Wallace 

Similar to a wet willy; you use your erect wet cock and penetrate your targets ear, usually by surprise
Is it gay if I really want a wet wallace right now?

Nah g
Wet Wallace by paftdunk September 17, 2019

Wet Dry wall

A narcissistic partner in a relationship who takes care of a naïve person who doesn’t know better
He’s such a wet dry wall dating a girl who’s never been in a relationship
Wet Dry wall by Hzhsjshdudbdv February 10, 2022
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