Wet Turtle 

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, i'd love one... Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet turtle them..."

Wet Turtle by Orange Kangaroo October 21, 2011

wet turtle 

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...

Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'

wet turtle by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021

wet turtle soup 

Super stanky pussy

Example: Stacie came to school with wet turtle soup.

wet turtle soup by Kochmaster December 10, 2013

Wet Turtle Cream 

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

Wet Turtle Cream by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022

wet turtleneck 

When a man finishes inside a girls turtleneck and she wears it for the rest of the day.

I gave my girl a wet turtleneck before work, no one knew she had my load under there all day!

wet turtleneck by Cheekeemunkey05 May 15, 2024