Wet Johnny
Wet Johnny by Matt Crabbe September 30, 2007
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when you are in a bathroom stall, take a large amount of toilet paper or paper towels (anything 'dunkable'), dunk it in the pissy/shitty water, and throw at target.
Guy 1: timmy threw some wet paper towels at me while i was taking a dump, so i gave him a wet johnny right in the face!
Guy 2: it's the only proper revenge for being hit with a wet paper towel while pooping.
Guy 2: it's the only proper revenge for being hit with a wet paper towel while pooping.
wet johnny by big daddy sex penis January 8, 2010
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