Wet Cat

A person, usually fictional, who is lame or pathetic in an endearing way. Think of a cat that's been left out in the rain.

A wet cat of a man

by octopusjardin July 8, 2023

Wet Cat

Someone who is lame or pathetic in an endearing way. Think a cat that got caught in the rain.

"A wet cat of a man"

by octopusjardin July 8, 2023

Wet Cat

Your cat being wet by hot men or women, the child appropriate way.

Joe Perry is hot af! I think I have a wet cat..

by MrsTonyIommi July 13, 2020

Wet Cat

When shira is angry.
She kicks and punches... usaly ending up a wet cat

Shira got all wet cat on me....

by you know March 7, 2005

Wet Cat Syndrome

To be overwhelmed with social and interpersonal duties and relationships in such a way that one desires to be left alone so as to re-gather their emotions and/or mental state.

Amy: Hey Mark, have you seen John? I wanted to ask him to help me set up my new computer.

Mark: yeah, I know where he's at, but he's kind of burnt-out. Totally got wet cat syndrome. Is there anything I can help with?

by callMeIvan March 15, 2015

wet cat syndrome

When a person suddenly becomes extremely grumpy, and looks/feels/acts like a wet cat (hissing, pouting, general spitefulness). This is typically brought upon by undesired moisture, especially humidity or sweat.

My wife's wet cat syndrome tends to flare up in extremely hot weather. She can't handle sweat or humidity in public places. She becomes a miserable grump.

by twill August 13, 2015

wet cat syndrome

Wet Cat Syndrome (WCS)--- When a person, usually a male, begins to resemble a wet cat, usually due to lack of exercise and poor diet. While this syndrome has an obvious cure, most of those that are plagued by it cannot seem to find it. That being said, the syndrome only progresses until the patient hits rock bottom at Terminal Wet Cat Syndrome or TWCS. At this stage the patient is considered to be "walking dead" or "skin and bones" and those who view him just begin to feel sorry for him.

We were at the gym the other day and we saw a marine who had terminal wet cat syndrome.

by dubC-S October 21, 2010