Wet Carrot

A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.

Then after their looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.

"She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot."

"FUCK THAT WET CARROT!"

by wass clayton October 11, 2008

Wet Carrot

A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.

Then after they're looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.

She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot.

by wass clayton October 11, 2008

Wet Carrot

When somebody forgets they're a male, and turns into a hormonal and emotional wreck.

This is a Wet Carrot statement: "I wanted you guys to know first because without you guys none of this would have happened. I can't tell you how happy I am and how happy she's made me. Lots of love cause I bloody miss you all so much :( xxxxxxxx"

by canda.reed-brewer June 29, 2012

Wet-carrot

Someone who is beautiful and isnt talented but people tell them they are because they are beautiful.

Not until age fourty she realized shes as interesting and special as a wet-carrot.

by potato-dono November 1, 2010

wet carrot

a carrot used for masturbation purposes and becomes wet as a result

Mary was really horny and used a carrot to pleasure herself. Then offered me the use of her wet carrot, but I was afraid she had an STD.

by SparkleAndShine10 November 27, 2011

wet carrots

A pair of small, widely spaced, droopy breasts. The term originated in the Sierra Foothills of California about ten years ago. Inspiration for the term is unknown but a couple of wet carrot tips poking through a paper towel creates a vivid picture.

That chick has a cute face, but I don't know about her wet carrots.

by dirtytate June 28, 2006