Wet Canadian 

A term used for when a naked mountie gets on all fours and a naked woman pours maple syrup on his back, then proceeds to climb on top of him and ride him like a slick, syrupy horse.

"Man, that chick at the party last week performed a wet canadian on an off-duty mountie. It was rad."

Wet Canadian by Jodis Shieldsmasher May 22, 2010

Canadian Wet And Cold

When you creampie a girl whilst it’s -40 and blizzarding outside

Person 1: “Why are they fucking out there? it’s -40 outside!”
Person 2: “They’re probably just trying to experience a good ol’ Canadian Wet And Cold”

Canadian Wet And Cold by catgekko666 April 15, 2026

Candian Wet Willie 

When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup

Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.

Candian Wet Willie by Tom_V October 31, 2012