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baby wet
When the pussy has that good good sticky icky wet like she's been waiting for just you all your life where you know she's ending up pregnant with your baby.
baby wet by Hotty Mari May 28, 2016
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wet the baby's head
To celebrate the birth of a baby with a drink of alcohol or more usually an excuse for a drinking spree.
wet the baby's head by VAKI5 May 7, 2005
Wet Dream Baby
Wet Dream Baby by kevinklinefan21 January 31, 2010
wet the baby's head
The process of celebrating the birth of a baby. Traditionally taking its name from the Christian baptismal rite, during which the head of a baby would be wet with blesed water, the phrase now commonly relates to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol as a celebration of the new arrival.
The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.
The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.
Bloke 1: check out the cans on that barmaid.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.
wet the baby's head by Phil Bool September 27, 2006
wet the baby's head
Person 1: I banged my girl yesterday, she's 38 weeks pregnant!
Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?
Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?
wet the baby's head by TookLongEnough November 3, 2012
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