Wet Baby

A handjob done in a hottub.

Megan was in the hottub with anthony and all the sudden pulled down his pants and gave him a wet baby

by holl@tm3 December 08, 2011

wet the baby's head

To celebrate the birth of a baby with a drink of alcohol or more usually an excuse for a drinking spree.

Congratulations Bill! How about we go out tonight to wet the baby's head?

by VAKI5 May 07, 2005

Wet Dream Baby

When you and another person have a wet dream in the same bed a wet dream baby is conceived

I never thought I'd be 16 and already have a wet dream baby

by kevinklinefan21 January 31, 2010

wet the baby's head

The process of celebrating the birth of a baby. Traditionally taking its name from the Christian baptismal rite, during which the head of a baby would be wet with blesed water, the phrase now commonly relates to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol as a celebration of the new arrival.

The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.

Bloke 1: check out the cans on that barmaid.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.

by Phil Bool September 27, 2006

baby wet

When the pussy has that good good sticky icky wet like she's been waiting for just you all your life where you know she's ending up pregnant with your baby.

Son she had that baby wet! Call me daddy in 9 months.

by Hotty Mari May 28, 2016

wet the baby's head

To have sex with an extremely pregnant woman.

Person 1: I banged my girl yesterday, she's 38 weeks pregnant!
Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?

by TookLongEnough November 03, 2012