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West Haven, Utah 

Boring, lame, and small country side in Utah. When you drive through you smell horse shit and see dead cats on the side of the road. Just a bunch of rich bitches trying to act like farmers.

West haven high school 

A school where the minority is white people and where all the hoes go to school and fights are a regular occasion.
Taylor: Yo did you see the fight that happened at West Haven High School

Justin: What’s West haven high school

norte dame west haven 

An all boys school in west haven where there are exactly 3 black people.
Joe : are you going to Norte Dame west haven ?

Tyrone : nah , I got in but I'd much rather go to hillhouse. There are tons of people like me there
norte dame west haven by Tyrone6969 January 31, 2014

westhaven kid 

A “Westhaven kid” refers to someone living a rich, fancy lifestyle and “flexes” on people by showing of his/her wealth off to others.
He’s such a Westhaven kid with his big house and nice car.
westhaven kid by CliffSimpkins November 23, 2018

micheal westhaver 

another name for a knuckle sandwich.

If you are riding the school bus and another kid is mouthing off and making fun of your little brother's big head... You can punch him in the face and give him a micheal westhaver.

A properly executed westhaver will result in a bloody nose.
What a punk...That kid sure deserves a micheal westhaver.

Billy stole my lunchbox! Let's give him a micheal westhaver.
micheal westhaver by meggymegs208 January 16, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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