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West Cary Middle 

A middle school where the demons of hell reside to learn to imitate humans blend in with them, where every kid has to be popular to be happy but unpopular to get favorited, a place where all the teachers suck (I refuse to describe their horror in full), kids get bullied, bring cigarettes, threaten to shoot it up, get injured every day, get in fights every week, talk about drugs, suicide, and cannibalism 24/7, and never stop gossiping about each other behind their backs. What do you think they're saying about you? You'd never know, because lying is the one thing the students are good at.
"Dammit, I got into Mills Park Middle, I heard It's trash... what about you, dude?"
"You're lucky, I stuck with West Cary Middle"
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West Cary Middle 

The school That is Known as hell and where you make a friend and the next year, The friend Hates for no fucking Reason next, the gym teacher breaks your computer screen, because You had it in a locker for safety because the 8th graders that walk by there are theifs and like taking your Personal stuff.
Then the racist Math Teacher won’t help you because your a different race and calls you stupid just because she doesn’t explain shit then some kid breaks your locker because the Girl That hates you say some stupid rumors and then the kid who got expelled threatens to shoot up the school.

When you bring a box of pizza a stampede of 7th Graders comes after you
fuck my school sucks, you poor poor Soul, You haven’t seen West Cary middle

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026