Fast becoming Canada's Hollywood, West Vancouver is the wealthiest neighbourhood in this great nation, where people go in the pursuit of perfection. Rich, “established” Vancouverites tired of the city spend millions to settle here all in the quest to advertise they’ve made it (frequently at the expense of living beyond their means). The district functions under the mantra money = love/happiness, charity = ribbon cutting, fat = failure, and aging = a trip to the plastic surgeon. A place where MILFs sporting Lululemons can commonly be confused for their Louis Vuitton-totting 15-year-old counterparts, and the local police have nothing better to do than round up bums and drive them over the Lions Gate Bridge to deposit them back on Granville street.
Genetically modified, lettuce-fed trophy wives spend all day orchestrating interior designers, personal trainers, chefs, and florists to create a sexed-up Martha Stewart persona, for which they take personal credit. After an extended day doing 'who knows what' at the office, their lawyer/producer/real estate mogul husbands trade in their Pathfinders for Porsches and whisk their wives away to various socialite obligations. Filipino nannies simultaneously raise their Wonderkin and maintain the household cooking and cleaning, all for the same slave wages they made in the Philipinnes! To quell their guilt, parents shell out copious amounts of money, which their little hellions promptly spend at Park Royal. A seperate allowance is used to pay their drug dealers for crystal meth, which helps the children to simultaneously achieve honour role grades, team captain positions, and slim physiques, all in the quest to ooze perfection.
Genetically modified, lettuce-fed trophy wives spend all day orchestrating interior designers, personal trainers, chefs, and florists to create a sexed-up Martha Stewart persona, for which they take personal credit. After an extended day doing 'who knows what' at the office, their lawyer/producer/real estate mogul husbands trade in their Pathfinders for Porsches and whisk their wives away to various socialite obligations. Filipino nannies simultaneously raise their Wonderkin and maintain the household cooking and cleaning, all for the same slave wages they made in the Philipinnes! To quell their guilt, parents shell out copious amounts of money, which their little hellions promptly spend at Park Royal. A seperate allowance is used to pay their drug dealers for crystal meth, which helps the children to simultaneously achieve honour role grades, team captain positions, and slim physiques, all in the quest to ooze perfection.
People who have escaped the West Vancouver bubble refuse to admit this is where they grew up, for fear of being judged as “one of them” and consequently, spending an extra hour a week in therapy.
by jane1616 March 12, 2006
A great place in theory, it is actually a hot spot for old people, destructive youth, rich teenagers from other countries, lawyers, rich people, some poor ones, yet is quite boring.
by anyone know me? October 23, 2003
One of the most affluent cities in Canada, West Vancouver has the highest annual income per household in British Columbia. Populated by mostly professionals and heirs/heriesses spending their wealth, West Vancouver also houses a number of "pinoy" nannies who prance around in TNA and are an integral part of society. However, crucial to the social structure of the city, and indeed the ones keeping West Vancouver afloat are the tutors. These highly intelligent and wicked beauties hail from all over BC, and indeed help prepare students in West Vancouver get through school. Along with schoolwork, these tutors also train their protegees in the art of conversation, social skills, street smarts; they are simply put, the geishas of the modern world.
by dude_revenge@hotmail.com December 26, 2008
A town upon the hill looking out towards Vancouver, Canada with three high schools: West Van High, Sentinel and Rockridge. Let's just say its the Bel-Air of the Van-City region, where the kids of rich lawyers, doctors, diplomats, engineers, consulates, various terrorists that sough asylum from countries that are persecuting them for innocent deeds, and the rich and famous of the Vdot region flaunt their cash about to prove they're hot.
Strongly connected to Bowen Island, where stoners head out to find a little mj with no risk of police presence.
Strongly connected to Bowen Island, where stoners head out to find a little mj with no risk of police presence.
Send out a search party, I can't believe he went to West Van with that much bling. He obviously was waaay to ghetto/urban to be goin' into a place like that. If we don't find him in two days, he'll either be a hardcore stoner or a preppy bastard.
by Catmka January 12, 2005
A (wealthy) suburb of Greater Vancouver, constantly hated by North Vancouver for having more money than them. But hey, it's not our fault they're poor.
by Whosawhatsit? August 30, 2007
West Vancouver is the wealthiest place in all of Canada. Practically ever mansion is accompanied by a sparkling pool and amazing view. West Vancouver's residents live there for a peaceful and private life. The cheapest of houses in West Vancouver are slightly above one million. West Vancouver's piece of land is certainly the most pricey. The most expensive houses of West Vancouver go up to twenty million dollars, even though a few are worth more than thirty million. West Vancouver has small crime rates and it is a very relaxing place to be. It's a place of paradise for the elderly-the elderly take up most of the population. West Vancouver's aim is luxury and calm. What a wonderful place to live.
West Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
by Julie.t. December 30, 2009
by thebatcave? December 10, 2007