west bengal 

A state in Eastern India that at one time had one of the greatest economies in the Indian Union and is culturally, politically and socially ahead of most of its neighbouring states(Obvio man since its surrounded by total shitholes on every side except the sea). Its shape on the map resembles a bent headed box butted manually operated gear of a Maruti Omni with a pointy juicy chicken breast (South Dinajpur or Malda) which doesn't give milk but drains an entire river (Ganga) into the neighbouring country of Bangladesh. Well jokes apart West Bengal is quite famous for its 9999 varities of fish, its cultural and historical heritage, Kali Puja, Durga Puja, Tagore and Music.

P.S. also for a famous local custom of shouting monosyllables, for eg: banchoder nati(grandson of a sissie fucker), khankir chhele(son of a bitch) at fellow roadies for trashing your car in the middle of the road in a bottleneck "oli-goli" in Kolkata.

Fish west bengal

west bengal by The Japanese Goof April 13, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012