West Barnstable 

One of the seven villages in the town of Barnstable, located in the heart of Cape Cod, West Barnstable is the largest village by land but one of the smallest by population. There are virtually no bad areas of this town. Most of the village is composed of salt mash and beach so the people are spread out over a wide area. Although there are no bad areas in West Barnstable, the village is home to Sandy Neck, the largest beach and the most popular bonfire beach out of all mid-cape areas and parties there may never go to plan...

Guy 1: wanna head over to Sandy Neck in West Barnstable for that bonfire tonight.

Guy 2: sure man, I'll go invite 20 other people I know!

West Barnstable by Bobby5767 February 19, 2013

The Tzarina of West Barnstable 

A wild white tiger who made her fortunes in the Russian gold mines after her fathers mysterious death. She is a known Russian spy. Like most tigers she can kill a man from 30 paces. Like most Russian women she can kill a man with a dagger stare and arsenic in their coffee. Rumored to be estranged from her two half brothers.

Traditionally a tzarina is a Russian princess before the Russian revolution of 1917.

I’m sick of my husband and thinking about giving him the tzarina of west Barnstable treatment.

The Tzarina of West Barnstable by Jonnytrulove December 5, 2019