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Wrappin' Up The Pringles 

to 'wrap up the pringles' is to act smarter than you actually are. anyone who wraps up the pringles is just a douche.
rachel: i am like so totally smarter than steven hawkings by far.
ben: wait, what? steven hawkings is a babe. just quit wrappin' up the pringles. capische?

Wrapping Tulips 

Slang term for oral sex. Tulips being a play on two lips.
Sid: Hey Nancy, how would you like a job wrapping tulips?
Nancy: Wrapping tulips?
Sid: Yeah, wrapping two lips around THIS?
Wrapping Tulips by Cletus1248 January 19, 2013

redneck wrapping paper 

a walmart bag, Instead of wrapping a gift in traditional wrapping paper you just give it to the person in the bag that it was bought in.
Sorry for the redneck wrapping paper, I just picked it up on my way here(bullshit).

wrapping presents 

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

Double Wrapping 

To use two condoms instead of one. On the dirtiest ho's it's a good idea to wear a hazard suit instead.
Did you see that skank? I'll hit that but not first without double wrapping.
when someone is talking too much. commonly used in DC and PG county, Maryland.
" ay young, why you wrappin me up?"
wrappin by youngvixen April 21, 2006