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"Jesus wept." 

John 11:35. The shortest verse in the King James version of the Bible. Translated from the original Greek, εδακρυσεν ο ιησους, literally meaning, "Jesus wept.". Perhaps the sole verse in the Bible that people actually "get" without guidance. Rarely open to interpretation, only cross-reference. Having said that, what many don't understand is that it may sum up the entire New Testament in two simple words. (Note: emphasis on the word, may.)
When someone starts to say what the Gospel according to John really meant when it said, "Jesus wept.", just walk away! It could be a money scam. Caveat emptor.

Jesus wept 

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.
- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)

A variation of the S(he) be(lieved) meme with a bit more toot
‘S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)‘

‘He farted

And God wept with me 

As I was driving along the highway one day and I recalled something profound. As tears began to fill my eyes, it began to rain. As I started to sob, hail began to fall.
Iam "I wept and God wept with me "

Hym "True story."

Jesus Wept 

A gateway band to sex and drugs. Jesus Wept will take your meds and your girl. Virgins and posers not welcome. Comfortably Dumb.
“Man, I listened to Jesus Wept and now I’m swimming in pussy.”
Jesus Wept by HoggedOut69 December 25, 2023

Tacoma Wept 

It's a cringe joke that Vaush made about what happened when he got off Tinder. He lives in/near Tacoma. He insinuated that the city of Tacoma wept when he got off on Tinder. Devastated, he got off tinder.
commenting under a friend's Instagram post," Tacoma Wept," saying they look good.
Tacoma Wept by Iheartnarwhals!! February 12, 2024