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Wentao is a very smart and short friend, the most down to earth person you will ever meet.
When you first meet him, u prob wonder where he is. Not knowing that he is right next to u but js rly short. U would need to bend ur neck to be able to look at him. Sometimes u will step on him, and he will be mad. But that's ok cause he cant fight and defenestrate u. But his only good trait about him is that his rly smart and you wonder if god js put all stats in IQ and none in height.
Person 1 : "WHERE THE HELL IS WENTAO HE IS SO LATE"
Person 2 : "Hes right here, but he too short u cant see him."
Wentao by jettlover October 14, 2024
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Wentao is the most down-to-earth person. Wentaos are very short but are like tiny dinosaurs- very aggressive. Wentaos love defenestration, are great people and are very smart, but can be extremely depressed. However, being friends with a Wentao can bring you tons of 2nd-hand anxiety and depression.
Person 1: Is that a Wentao?
Person 2: Yep- he's so depressed eh...
Wentao by Da Prestopy Over Yonder December 31, 2024

Wentao (chintao) 

jimmy that joke was so Wentao (chintao)

Wentworth Miller

Wentworth Miller (born June 2, 1972) is a Golden Globe nominated, British-born American actor.
Miller is most know for his role in the Fox TV-series 'Prison Break', in which he plays the part of Michael Scofield, a structural engineer determined to get his brother, who's been framed for murder, out of jail.
Apart from being a very good actor and a definate hottie, Miller is very intelligent (he graduated from Princeton University with a degree in English literature), and a good singer: he sang with Princeton's capella group, the Princeton Tigertones.
Girl: "Woo, Wentworth Miller is so hot!"
Girl #2: "I know, totally! And smart, and talented! What more could you wish for?"
Girl: "Ehh.. for him not to be twice my age?"
Wentworth Miller by MickyNL April 1, 2008
Are you weitao enough to win in Starjeweled, Serena?
Weitao by Thom You Wanna February 23, 2011
A furthering of Wench, in this case meaning "very Hench", in this case meaning "muscular"; thusly, someone or something who is wento is either extremely large or extremely muscular or both.
Dude, you're fucked. He's hench, his brother's wench and his sister is motherfuckin' wento to the extreme.
Wento by eeble May 13, 2011

wentworth miller

A hot, thirty-something actor that plays Michael on Prison Break. He's also been in a bunch of Mariah Carey comeback videos, done some modeling, and was in the Human Stain playing a younger Anthony Hopkins.
He's half white and half black and he's got the same name as his dad. He studied English at Princeton meaning he's probably the smartest hot guy you'll ever meet.
Girl 1: Did you see Prison Break last night?!
Girl 2: Yea, Wenty looked so cute in his prison uniform!
Girl 1: Sigh.. I wish Wentworth Miller would date me but he's like in his freaking thirties and people are starting to think he's gay.
Girl 2: GAY?!
Girl 1: Cuz he doesn't have a girlfriend, duh!
wentworth miller by teli April 24, 2006