Wempty

Feeling of extreme sadness. Most likely caused from failing to get laid. Saddest word in the dictionary. Empty with a W.

Steve didn't get laid last night, therefore he is extremely wempty.
"How'd it go with Caroline last night?" "All I got was a three hour handjob. I'm so fucking wempty."
"Put on some mariachi, all this dubstep is getting me super wempty.

by Dr. Wempty April 27, 2013

put the wumpty gump on

To consume something in its entirety more quickly than expected.

Wow, you guys really put the wumpty gump on those chips.

by headquire July 4, 2010

wempt

To leave, usually Internet group or chatroom, in a bad mood, perhaps dramatically. Flounce may be used in a similar way.

It first appeared in the DMU group on Flickr.

It would seem to be a combination of "to wimp out" and the past participle of "to go" (went).

This thread makes me want to wempt from this place.

by Garry Nixon April 22, 2006

wompty

Out of alignment, crooked. A derivative of catawampus

The picture frame looks awfully wompty, you sure it's straight?

by Pneumatic_Mnemonic January 6, 2013

wompty womp

a place for everyone to meet up and kick it

She better meet me at the wompty womp to get her ass beat

by Margo and Aly March 22, 2005

Thumpty Wumpty

Someone who’s extremely stupid and/or skinny fat. Bonus points if they’re both

“omg he’s such a Thumpty Wumpty I can’t even”

by Swazzleberry August 30, 2023