Wempty

Feeling of extreme sadness. Most likely caused from failing to get laid. Saddest word in the dictionary. Empty with a W.

Steve didn't get laid last night, therefore he is extremely wempty.
"How'd it go with Caroline last night?" "All I got was a three hour handjob. I'm so fucking wempty."
"Put on some mariachi, all this dubstep is getting me super wempty.

Wempty by Dr. Wempty April 27, 2013

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put the wumpty gump on

To consume something in its entirety more quickly than expected.

Wow, you guys really put the wumpty gump on those chips.

put the wumpty gump on by headquire July 4, 2010

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Wempty • wempt • wompty • wompty womp • Thumpty Wumpty • put the wumpty gump on

wempt

To leave, usually Internet group or chatroom, in a bad mood, perhaps dramatically. Flounce may be used in a similar way.

It first appeared in the DMU group on Flickr.

It would seem to be a combination of "to wimp out" and the past participle of "to go" (went).

This thread makes me want to wempt from this place.

wempt by Garry Nixon April 22, 2006

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wompty

Out of alignment, crooked. A derivative of catawampus

The picture frame looks awfully wompty, you sure it's straight?

wompty by Pneumatic_Mnemonic January 6, 2013

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wompty womp

a place for everyone to meet up and kick it

She better meet me at the wompty womp to get her ass beat

wompty womp by Margo and Aly March 22, 2005

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Thumpty Wumpty

Someone who’s extremely stupid and/or skinny fat. Bonus points if they’re both

“omg he’s such a Thumpty Wumpty I can’t even”

Thumpty Wumpty by Swazzleberry August 30, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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