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Welwala (singular noun)
Welwala (plural noun)

Definition 1:
A member of the Outyalowda in service to the Trichey. Its enforcers (Bluejacks, Feddies, Prolice) and its bureaucrats, though not limited to them. Categorized into four non‑mutually‑exclusive types:

True Believer: who internalizes the empire’s myths as sacred truth.

Pragmatic Collaborator: who trades conscience for comfort, lashing out to defend a security they perceive as fragile.

The Propagandized: who breathes a manufactured reality, genuinely ignorant of the mountains of flesh crafted in their name.

Cynical Enforcer: who acts from neither belief nor fear, but from a calculus of pure power and self-interest, knowingly serving the machinery of harvest so long as they get their cut of the spoils.

Definition 2:
A traitor to the Outyalowda.
“You see that cop over there? Bluejack uniform, same vacant stare. Textbook welwala.”

Don’t talk to building management. It’s a welwala pit—they’ll log everything and call the Prolice.”

“The judge wasn’t impartial. She was a welwala in a robe, serving the ledger.”
Welwala by FluidHistory January 16, 2026
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Walwala is such a nice person and is very pretty inside and out . She is loyal but very lonely . She can be stressed and doesn’t have a life . She is addicted to games but is also smart . People thinks she’s a nerd but her close ones don’t want anymore from her . When you make her mad she isn’t afraid to do what she has to do!
She is such a walwala

Lovely walwala
walwala by Yem November 5, 2020
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Walwala is an amazing person . She’s always happy and no matter what she will always be there . Her life may be a bit sad and lonely but that doesn’t bother her ! She’s a nerd and addicted to games but also is very loyal
Walwala is a nice person
walwala by Yem November 5, 2020
Marry her
Walwala by anonymous February 22, 2022

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026