Well’s Law 

When one offers a minor favor expecting a much larger favor in return.

I let Michael have a piece of my pizza and he demanded that I buy his entire dinner the next night... talk about well’s law....

Well’s Law by First class smartass August 29, 2018

Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being 

Mr Brightside's Law of Social Well Being was discovered by Daniel M. Keysell, LMH of Shevamania in November 2006, in England, United Kingdom.

Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being states the 5 laws of social well being are:

1. Paul Burgess and David Blunket are one and the same person.
2. If a person wants to stay socially well, they must respect the teachings of Harry and Ron, and Shevamania.
3. Alcohol should be consumed when out either in big amounts at party's or nights out, or small amounts if out on a social occation like a date.
4. Amit's height will always be smaller than everyone else, mathmatical fact.
5. Nod when you see a sexy girl at a fellow peer nearby

Mr Brightside's Laws of Social Well Being by King Keys, LHM of Shevamania November 15, 2006