An extremely unattractive singer of Fall Out Boy that look surprisingly like a cockroach. Also has the smallest penis in recorded history. Terrible singer. In a little nutshell, a wentzbag is a douchebag except worse.
Girl A: Did you hear what Tommy did?
Girl B: I know, he's such a terrible Wentzbag.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.