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WeinerGuard 

A filter for your phone, computer, tablet to block Anthony Weiner from sending pics, talking to you.
I had to put the WeinerGuard chat filter on my daughter's phone. He kept trying to sext her and send her pics.
WeinerGuard by Freonman2018 April 2, 2019

Decent Weinering 

When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.
"Yeah, we still talk every now and then. I gave her a decent weinering, so we're cool".
Decent Weinering by zhoenixx November 27, 2017

Max Weinberg 

1. Drummer in the Max Weinberg 7 along with such notable characters like La Bamba.
2. See "God"
"I Love Max Weinberg's serious face stare with Conan...my dream would be for a whole show of late night to be just Conan and Max staring eachother down"
Max Weinberg by Dave Henney July 23, 2004

Weinering the Schnitzel 

intercourse in´ter-kors
1. mutual exchange.
2. sexual intercourse.
sexual intercourse
1. coitus.
2. any physical contact between two individuals involving stimulation of the genital organs of at least one.
“What were Faith and Mark doing last night?” Alexa replied “weinering the Schnitzle.” “What’s that?” Alexa replies “ weinering the schnitzel means having Sexual intercourse”

Weinergate

The 2011 political scandal involving congressman Anthony Weiner and six women he allegedly sexted/received sexts from.

It began with a picture of a man with an erection showing through his boxers that was tweeted on Weiner's private Twitter account, which Weiner claimed wasn't him, and that he had been hacked.

More pictures had been released, and Weiner admitted to them being of him, one picture going as far as being taken in the House of Representatives gymnasium's locker room.

Several Democrats are pushing for his resignation, though he claims to have no plans to resign.
Several comedians have hilarious bits about Weinergate.
Weinergate by Hypn0toad June 14, 2011

Max Weinberg 

1. A pedophile. He lures young jewish girls into his clutches with his amazing drumming and then plays bongos on their ass.

2. A cool guy.
Man, I wish I had the ultra-cool pimp aura of Max Weinberg! He's the white jewish Shaft!
Max Weinberg by awkward silence August 29, 2004
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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