weightlifting 

An Olympic sport; a test of how much one can lift in the Snatch and the Clean and Jerk.

Weight training is not weightlifting.
Bodybuilding is not weightlifting.
Powerlifting is not weightlifting.

Guy 1: I like to do weightlifting.
Guy 2: Oh really? How much can you snatch?
Guy 1: Snatch? I didn't say nothin' about no pussy man, you crazy. I bench about 960.
Guy 2: Oh I see, weight training.

weightlifting by Joe Jitsu July 1, 2008

weightlifting 

a sport in which if you try out or do this sport in any way shape or form you will get severely addicted to it. To the point we’re you eat, sleep, and drink weightlifting. help... i’m addicted.

“I missed one day of weightlifting, and then cried”

weightlifting by sjneagrom January 19, 2020

Weightlifting 

Weightlifting isn't a sport, it's like boxing in that sense. Even if there is strategy and technique involved, boxing is two guys (or girls) beating the shit out of each other, and weightlifting is people getting exercise. Any time you turn something like getting regular exercise into sport or a competitive activity, it begins to get silly.

Weightlifting isn't a sport, it's people getting a workout.

Weightlifting by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Weightlifting 

Weightlifting, like bullfighting, or jumping tires on one of those horse heads on sticks, might be fun enough to some people that they try to make a sport or competition out of it, but that doesn't make calling it a sport any less silly.

Weightlifting might be something people one day do while riding a pony on an obstacle course, but that doesn't make calling it a sport any less of a silly idea, especially since the pony didn't sign itself up for it.

Weightlifting by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Social weightlifting 

When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.

"Everything I asked him, all I got was just a yes or a no. It was some heavy social weightlifting!"

Social weightlifting by Anonymous Model May 7, 2009

Vaginal Weightlifting 

Vaginal Weightlifting is a strength training exercises using the contraction of pelvic floor muscles to lift an object inserted in the vagina. Equipment such as weighted vaginal cones and jade eggs, and attaching a string to it. It strengthens the pelvic floor, and gives women sexual confidence and power.

Sara had a better time at producing orgasm during sexual intercourse, when she started vaginal weightlifting weeks ago.

Vaginal Weightlifting by Don't use your real name. :P July 4, 2015

National Weightlifting Day 

On September 23, everyone who loves weightlifting, will workout their arms and biceps.

National Weightlifting Day is the day of biceps and arms lifting.

National Weightlifting Day by LouisVuitton7120 September 21, 2021