Weightial Profiling is the act of predetermined beliefs about a person due to their weight
while at a work meeting:
Daniel: Hey Troy, you want the last donut?
Troy: WTF man, is it because I am fat? Thats Weightial profiling and it will not be tolerated in the work place!
Sitting in a plane
OMG that dude is fat I bet he is sitting next to me, fat people always take the aisle seat!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).