Weezer Shirt Man 

The main character of the world renowned show "Wish It Was Fiction". Truly a fan favorite that has stood the test of time.

Person 1: "Weezer Shirt Man is my favorite character!"

Person 2: "Me too, I want Weezer Shirt Man to have my children!"

Weezer Shirt Man by Emerican November 2, 2018

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt 

The dungeons and dragons type gamer who constantly is watching you and your girl and ends up in the backgroud of all your pictures, staring at the camera.

"Why is there a Fat Man in a Weezer Shirt in the background of all of our pictures?!?!"

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt by BuddyHolly July 7, 2005

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt 

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt by poop April 22, 2003