Weenja

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A Witch-demon-ninja. Normally associated with a minimum power level of 1000000000000 Watts. Highly conductive, ans skilled with broomsticks, katanas, and occasionally demonic pitchforks.

If I wasn't a wizard, the Weenja would have surely kicked my ass.

Weenja by Professor Awesome May 23, 2005

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Weenak

Something you don’t want to be because you’re either dogging the boys/not giving into peer pressure

Friend: “I think I’m going to have a quiet one tonight boys”

You or one of the boys: “Don’t be a weenak”

Weenak by t.mcritchie February 10, 2020

Related Words

weenjammer • Weenja • weenjan • weena • Weenab • weenak • wenja • weejay • weenaboo • weenager

weenjammer

a complete and total douche who tries to be cool but ends up just sucking total bag

Why don't you weenjammers stop tuggin your nuts and get in the car already.

weenjammer by tardmullet July 15, 2004

Weejaculation

When you've been dying for a piss for ages but have had to hold it in due to being in a crowded bar/talked to/nowhere near a toilet or shop doorway, the eventual act of urination can only be described as Weejaculation. Not only because of the speed that the fluid exits ones body, but because of the sensation produced. Makes people say "ahhhhhhhhhhhh" with their eyes closed and their head tilted back in sheer ecstacy.

"I've been in this toilet queue for 20 minutes, it's just gonna be weejaculation when I get in there."

Weejaculation by MagickDio March 4, 2010

weena

A female character in HG Wells' The Time Machine. She is of the humaniod race, Eloi, in the year 802,701 AD. The protagonist, Time Traveller, saves her from drowning. In a way he falls in love with her, her affection to him is shown in a way similar to that of a small child or a pet.

The Time Traveller saves Weena from drowning.

weena by kaytizzle May 17, 2007

weenan

nickname for a short, hair covered, hobbit looking creature that tries to play themselves off as a normal human being. Common attributes are extreme alcoholism, extended heart to heart conversations while intoxicated, and a weakened skeletal structure.

a little weenan kid delivered my tray to me while i was in the hospital today.

hoe perm your fucking weave you're starting to look like a weenan

weenan by Dante Jones May 25, 2011

weejawed

Something that is not straight.

The picture on the wall was weejawed.

weejawed by Christopher Betz December 18, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026