Weekends 

A time, according to my teachers, to get caught up on homework.

If my teachers actually thought that weekends were a time to relax, why would they give me so much homework!?

Weekends by Mr. Awesome-er November 8, 2009

Weekends 

Two days in the week where most people are free to do what they please, from work, school, what have you.

Yeahh!! It's the weekends! I'm going to jack off and eat for two days straight!

Weekends by fdgs February 1, 2008

Weekends are for the pets 

Aka. W.A.F.T.P.; A gesture that you should take some time out of your busy week to spend time your pets. You have been at work all week and you have barely spent any time with your pets. As we all know to five to six hours at home, in the late afternoon and evening, when your awake, is not much time; and on weekdays you usually have a lot of other things to take care of long before you can spend some time with your family and pets. If you have time to hang out with a bunch of your male friends to watch sports and drink, which for the record you could do any day of the week, not just Saturdays, then you have time to stay home, spend time with your family, including your pets, and have a good time together. The physical and emotional needs of your pets and your family come first. Even if you are not dating or married, if you have pet, you should be ensuring that their needs are being met adequately, before you go and hang out with your friends; and you should be spending a descent amount of time with your pet so they know that you care about them.

In some random conversation,
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.

Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.

Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.

Weekends are for the pets by Vanguard 1998 March 23, 2021

On weekends n' stuff, y'kno.. 

Something you answer with if you really don't give a shit for a question you were just asked, or if you don't want to give a legit answer, you just say "On weekends n' stuff" and you can occasionally add in "y'kno.." depending on how you feel about the situation. If they continue to question you, just force in another "y'kno/you know..."

bob: Hey, is it true you hooked up with Jane?
Fred: On weekends n' stuff, y'kno..
Bob: What?
Fred: you know...

On weekends n' stuff, y'kno.. by NihilisticJesus July 8, 2009

Hooray for boozey weekends 

A cultural phenomenon, to be a part of which includes becoming sufficiently hounded and clubbing for those cognitive enough. The night ends deep into the AM at the persons house closest to the city, and the morning after involves watching tv and feasting on mcdonalds breakfast.

Ryz: How was hooray for boozey weekends IV?

Joe: Pretty good, Eso is a lightweight and couldnt get out of the cab.

Ryz: Haha, Chris threw up on a wall and got into a club. Hooray for boozey weekends!

Hooray for boozey weekends by D1rtface March 28, 2009

Seven day weekends 

Unemployment, a growing amount of free time, joblessness, and an overall sense of boredom.

I am wondering what I will do with my upcoming seven day weekends?

Seven day weekends by Irish_11 April 9, 2009

short weekends 

When a person wears trousers that are just a bit too short, so you can see his legs when either standing up or sitting down.

"Ha Ha look at that dudes Short Weekends!"

short weekends by Mrt1993 June 13, 2007