Weedjay 

A Weedjay is much like a pest bird that eats the other birds eggs out of the nest, in that it will try to leech as much marijuana narbules out of you as it possibly can with as little as possible effort or money being used in its attempts.

Some Weedjay tactics include begging, IOU's, guilt tripping, and false/empty promises that are never fufilled; An example of this: I LOST MY SMOKES CAN I HAVE A FEW HOOTS?!? HEY IF YOU GO GET A PAYDAY LOAN ILL PAY YOU BACK JUST GET US SOME BOOZE AND SMOKES AND A PHAT BAG MAN YOU KNOW IM GOOD FOR IT.

Weedjays tend to Dun Goofed a lot so they end up being granted additional terminology such as Cray Slarb/Snarb. This is due to the fact that they use their crayfish-pincer like attitudes to secure any wayward weed-crumbs when their Weedjaying doesn't pan out to their benefit.

Weedjays, Cray Snarbs, Cray Slarbs, They all have one thing in common, their inability to actually "get you back".

No matter what they promise you, they will inevitably disappear into their burrows..

Example: " person1: WEEDCRAYSNARB!! Where is that nice roach i left out on the table last night? "

person2: "I smoked it."

person1: "Dude thats all I had left, wtf man"

person2: "Don't worry I'll get you back"

person1: "Do I need to hide you? Get the fuck out of my house!"

Weedjay by Horse Clocks March 30, 2013

weedjacker 

Somebody who smokes weed while driving in their car

Look at that weedjacker going 45 in the right lane.

weedjacker by Johnnycakenstein April 21, 2023

weejay 

the word for when you jizz somewhere and about a day later it gets all white and crusty

ew i got weejay all over my favorite t-shirt!!!

weejay by nate reese January 28, 2008

weejay 

weekend
holiday / vacation
saturday/sunday

"so how was ur weejay man? "
"oh it was cool, i got a blowjob from my p-a-g "

weejay by mexicans are dirty as fuck March 4, 2009

weedjah vu 

When one smokes a lot of weed and continuously thinks they've done the same thing before when it is in fact obvious they have done it before. Maybe several times even

At drive through window getting food. "HOLY SHIT MAN its like deja vu I think I've done this same thing before" " hahaha no Mayannnnn weve been going to this Wendy's since we were kids thats weedjah vu"

weedjah vu by poop wanderer May 5, 2015

Weedjaro Effect 

When you're on Mounjaro, a medication that lowers your appetite, but you just got high and have the munchies.

Now want to snack but have no desire to and end up sitting there eating nothing

He can't eat, he's got the Weedjaro Effect

Weedjaro Effect by anonymous May 16, 2025