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web slinger 

when you're fucking your girl and about to cum, pull out and shoot it in your hand. Make the "spider-man" web slinging hand and fling it on the girls face (or ass, tits, whatever) while making the "pfffft" web slinging sound.
I pulled out, said "pffft" and gave her a web slinger right in the face!
web slinger by A.M.F.Y. March 13, 2008
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Web slinger 

Web slinger
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air
Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"
Web slinger by james Venom August 21, 2006

Web Slinger 

The act of pulling out during sex and finishing in your hand, only to throw it into your lovers face.
Man1: man, Sidney was being so annoying yesterday.

Man2: oh yeah, what did you do about it?
Man1: when we had sex last night, I gave her a web slinger. She got so pissed!
Web Slinger by Huge hammer69 January 27, 2022

wabslinger

A Wabslinger, Commonly known as a Slinger Of Wabs or The Wabshlanger is a creature that roams the streets of North Belfast terrorising the elderly and youth alike.

A common use of the Wabslinger is to crawl on all fours similar to that of a spider, then use the infamous mating call a high pitched 'WHATCHASAYYASLABBER' then proceeds to throw the aul Richard/Wang/Shlong/Trouser Snake at his enemies.

If approached back off slowly don't make eye contact he may seem innocent but he's an animal.
It is used via a Wab and a Sling by a man who claims he loves it. That's the real Wabslinger so it is!
wabslinger by MaskOfAnarchy April 24, 2017

[webslinger] 

webslinger the art of ejaculating in one's hand then throwing in a female's face in the style of spiderman.
hey tony i threw a webslinger at your wife last night.
[webslinger] by BoWsEr / NiCk January 16, 2009

webslinger 

Someone who creates webpages in mass quantity.
Tiny's the webslinger you want to build your site.
webslinger by Thadius3 July 6, 2005

Webslinger 

The webslinger is when your wife or gf won't give you any play, so you retire to the bedroom and sit on the corner of the bed and jerk off. Once she opens the door, you fling the cum directly at her face using the "Spiderman" hand gesture.
"My girl wouldn't give up the stink last night so I waited 20 min in the bedroom just to hit her with the webslinger."
Webslinger by Slimey bubble June 16, 2015