Someone who enjoys complaining about the seasonal anomalies in temperature and who aspires to one day become a Weather Prick, but until then, laments his or her condition.
Todd lives in the cold midwest where, around winter time, he becomes a Weather Pussy, as he speaks of his testicles freezing and his urine turning to ice in mid stream while peeing behind the shed. Not to be confused with Weather Prick which is quite the opposite narrative.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.