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1. The phrase "wear it" originated with a meaning relating to humiliation. If someone did something humiliating or was humiliated in some way, they were "wearing it" or could be told to "wear it."
2. The phrase progressed to have a meaning related to drinking. A person is "wearing it" when they are either very drunk or hung over.
1. "Wear it Fuerst!"

2. "Last night, B Fuerst was wearing it, but you were wearing it a lot more."

"After drinking last night, I had to go to a meeting at 8 AM. I was wearing it until noon."
wear it by Celibate Tiger March 26, 2008
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expression said to someone when they fall or do something stupid to make them feel worthless
scenario: The quarterback tries to make a pass but trips over his feet instead. The other team would then say, "wear it, biatch!"
wear it by elizabeth October 31, 2004
To "wear it" is is to be publicly humiliated and do nothing about it.
I can't believe I let him call me a fag.
Yeah, he made you wear it, you didn't even say anything afterwards.
Wear it by Brianna Volmer September 7, 2007
Pretty much the money shot, after some one has finished on another, hence, Fuck You.
"Dude I just banged your mom, wear it."

"I just got an A on my exam, wear it."
Wear It by Taylor Y September 28, 2006

Wear it bare 

When an uncircumcised male keeps his foreskin retracted to appear circumcised.
Alex decided to wear it bare today, so his mates in the locker room wouldn't think he was an anteater.
Wear it bare by Frog E. February 27, 2011

Wear it as a hat 

When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.
Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”
Wear it as a hat by Cletus42 August 3, 2020

Drink It or Wear It

A phrase used by Dimebag Darrell about alcohol. You either drink it, or you get soaked with it (wearing it).
From LA Ink:

Kat: "Oh, you wanna put that lettering in, right?"

Rita: "Drink it or wear it. And he meant it; if you didn't drink it, he threw it on you."

Kat: *laughs*
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