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Weaponized Schizophrenia 

Well, at least it's not THAT☝️ Right? Because people not liking your podcast doesn't really hold the same kind of existential weight, does it? Is it an Mk ultra? Am I in a Truman show? Did a billion people see my dick a couple of weeks ago after I crawled naked over my phone? Am I a brain in a jar? Will I get stabbed by a retard? I don't know Chris... I think my thing is worse...
Hym "I- Yeah, I can't stress enough how the weaponized schizophrenia is, like, much more serious than what you're talking about there... And that's only the core element of my thing! There are peripheral elements that are also worse. AND people are making YouTube videos about me, kind of. Really- It's- Chris, listen to me when I tell you this... My thing is worse and I'm better than everyone. Those 2 things of which we can absolutely certain. Let that certainty comfort you in your time of need."

Weaponized schizophrenia 

No it isn't accountability. I'll murder your kids. You're not going to get away with paying someone else for my work. Your kids will die in terror over the stubborn delusional solipsism of some random asshole who is using my behavior as an excuse to treat me like a zoo animal.
Hym "No, hey, the weaponized schizophrenia is the problem here. How I've chosen to deal with it is this. If this fails, the child murder WILL work. I don't care about any of your sophistical bullshit. Eat a bullet. The person who ends up burying their kid isn't going to care about social cohesion or accountability. They're going to wish you had done otherwise and you're going to pretend to care."

THIS is weaponized schizophrenia 

And THIS is a government cover up. Now... If it was THEIR kids dying... Instead of YOUR kids dying... How fast would they be telling the truth right now?
Hym "THIS is weaponized schizophrenia... There is only one solution... And..."

This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does 

Give me a break. Anyone stupid enough to buy into that as an explanation needs to be murdered immediately.
Hym "This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does. This is just another false pretense you're using to both participate in it and perpetuate it. And even if it was, if you're not including the 16 year old school shooter who randomly developed a rare form of schizophrenia 5 years before schizophrenia generally develops... Then you're omitting data so you can manufacture the outcome you want. Which is, in explicit terms, 'I get everything stolen from me and fail to stop people from harassing me I perpetuity and then I work a job I hate until I die while you act like a smug asshole because you think you deserve to have a better life than me or that I should have to do the things you do.' So, yes. You doing this and your kids doing it is getting them shot. I'm definitely glad it's happening now. And I hope you DON'T believe me, keep getting your own kids killed, and then tell yourself whatever it is you tell yourself as other people's kids die. It's what you want ME to do AND you think we should have to do the same things. So there! We're doing it! You're getting what you want!"
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