We should have... 

Nooooo... YOU should have done what I told you to do BEFORE you indebted yourself millions of dollars to me. You should have taken this seriously.

A retard "We should have..."

Hym "No. You should have done more than sit idly by and risk your kids lives. And this isn't pretending to stop the thing I'M STARTING. I was dealing with it. The TRYING TO STOP IT PART was the ME NOT SAYING ANYTHING FOR YEARS... All I DID... Was speed up the inevitable... And because ME NOT GAINING MATERIALLY and YOU NOT BEING WRONG is more important that you than anything... You MADE UP A FUCKING SYNDROME. I told the truth in the hopes that someone would be smart enough to snuff this out before it became a problem... You aren't very intelligent. And not I won't accept ANYTHING OTHER THAN payment for the thing you stole AND you will address the thing that is happening to me. You could have just done it immediately. AND I DON'T CARE WHAT I SAID OR DID. THIS IS NOT CONTINGENT ON THAT. YOUR KIDS DEATH WILL BE CONTINGENT ON THIS. Don't fucking do this to yourself in the name of being the arbiter of consequences. You'll get you fucking kids murdered AND THEY WILL BE GONE FOREVER."

We should have... by Hym Iam April 11, 2024

i think we should have a real dog 

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

i think we should have a real dog by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016