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Walmart Waddle
That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.
"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."
"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
Walmart Waddle by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017
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Walmart Raid
When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.
They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.
They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.
It is best you take cover during these trying times.
They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.
They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.
It is best you take cover during these trying times.
Walmart Raid by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
Walmartized
cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material
Whenever I buy a cd I always make sure its got the parental warning label on it , I don't want anything thats been Walmartized
Walmartized by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008
Walmart Connection
Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.
Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.
Walmart Connection by mcsnails May 1, 2010
walmart gangster
A small town gangster wannabe who wears cheap walmart clothes like every other small town gangster wannabe. Typically pussified white punks with no idea what a real gangster is. Often found using ricer cars to race rednecks in Fords and tractors. Often found trashtalking those who are cooler than him, but since he's such a bitch he can't back up his big talk and ends up looking like a pussy.
Freddy only hangs around at walmart, drives a 94 accord with a body kit and a walmart sound system, is 5 foot tall, and couldn't back up his incessant trashtalk if his life depended on it. What a walmart gangster.
walmart gangster by Sibilus March 6, 2008
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