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Wavego

The ego a person builds up from having waves.
My boy Abe’s hair is so wavey all his friends know his wavego high as hell.
by Adjango April 3, 2018
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Seismic Aqueous Waveform

An abnormally massive wave.
{On November 26, 2019 off the coast of Oregon (United States), 11 different satellite instruments designed to measure wave height, wave length and the direction of ocean swell systems, relayed real time and pattern delayed SAR and altimeter data providing conclusive evidence of the first ever observation of a Seismic Aqueous Waveform (S.A.W.). In the early 1800's, Sir James Clark Ross and British Naval Officer Count Fluervo of Korkyville presented an original postulate for Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.) suggesting that chaotic and abnormal deep sea land masses (what we now refer to as tectonic plates) were capable of colliding and dispersing an exponential quantity of kinetic energy resulting in oceanic swells up to 1950 feet high (conditions unknown at the time proximate to the mathematical equivalent/scale estimated during the Paleozoic Pangea fracturing events, circa 350 million years BC). The magnitude, span, volume and force of a S.A.W. is much greater than a Tsunami, hence a S.A.W. is also commonly referred to as a 'Supernami.'}
1. In 2019, a Seismic Aqueous Waveform was detected about 100 miles west of the California/Oregon coastline.

2. {Water cooler discussion begins} "Did you see the size of that Tsunami that nearly hit the California beaches this week?" {Conversational partner replies} "My friend, that was not a Tsunami, it was a S.A.W,, also known as a Supernami."

3. Sir James Clark Ross and Count Fleurvo of Korkyville were finally recognized for their research and position on Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.).
by Charitable Disguise December 19, 2019
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Waveology

Teachings in the sacred art of the Wave™.

This covers basics such as:

Reaching and maintaining the lit point,

The best techniques for shotgunning a beer,

The most suited alcohol type dependant on mood and occasion, etc.
A master of Waveology will always have a good time no matter the motive
by Steeevo123 November 26, 2019
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wavehouse

Whenever someone decides to invest more money and/or effort to do the artificial version of something, when the real thing is cheaper.
"Dude, let's drive 30 minutes to Mission Beach, wait in a crowded line and ride fake waves."
"But actual waves are right next door. That's so wavehouse."

"I could go for mexican food. Let's drive to Taco Bell."
"But we can walk across the Mexican border for real mexican food two blocks away. That's so wavehouse."
by grab-a-dolphin August 25, 2008
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Wavelord

A person who has Mastered there wave
Fchain is a wavelord when it come to the rap wave
by Fchain Wavelord🌊 July 26, 2019
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Double Wavebow

This word is used to say hello to people in online chat rooms, games or other communication programs. Like the use of *wave* or 'wave' Double Wavebow will just increase the feeling behind the wave. Double Wavebow are sent to good friends.
Old friend logs on.
Me: OMG! *double wavebow*
by 145px February 1, 2012
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Wavegasm

An obvious conjunction of the words "wave" and "orgasm". Rather than the common explosive orgasm recieved during a sex session, waves of orgasms continue for extended periods of time, hitting one right after another.
Girl #1: "So how'd last night go with Dan?"
Girl #2: "Amazing, he gave me wavegasms for half the night, I thought I was going to pass out."
by Doc Carr November 6, 2008
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