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Watertude 

pronounced like "attitude", but with water

An adjective to describe when someone goes along with anything others are saying, doesn't have any of their own positions or viewpoints and just uncritically agrees with everyone, regardless of the topic or whether the viewpoints are mutually exclusive.

It's a wish-washy attitude that is as firm as warm water and just fits the shape of any conversation it's part of, with no substance behind it.
"Drop the watertude, I know you don't actually like peanutbutter, you said you hated it last week."
or
"Alex has such a watertude, I've never heard him share a different opinion to the last person that spoke."
Watertude by Bluey250 January 16, 2024
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Watertucky 

Another name for Waterford, MI, a very redneck suburb north of Detroit in Oakland County. Its Wayne County equivalent is Taylor, aka, Taylortucky.
Dude 1: Want to hang out at the Shark Club?

Dude 2: No way man, that's in Watertucky, if I wanted to hit on single moms I'd go enroll at Baker College.
Watertucky by DonkeyKong2013 August 3, 2013

watertucky 

"man where you at?"
"ghetto ass watertucky."
watertucky by lucky_killa April 8, 2010

Watertower 

commonly referred to as the "WT", the watertower and its surrounding woodland environment located atop Turkey Hill in Arlington, MA is the location of frequent gatherings often consisting of substantial amounts of alcohol and uncontrolled vomiting. On certain nights, thrill-seekers can be found around the watertower usually on the verge of unconsciousness.
Bob: "Dude, i dont remember anything about last night

John: "Ya man, that's usually the result of a great night at the watertower"
Watertower by H2Ochugger March 17, 2010

waterdud 

waterdud is a nice guy. He hates himself but is nice to everyone.
waterdud is friends with everyone
waterdud by reeeeeeeeeceeeeeeeeel September 11, 2021

Waterbuddy 

Waterbuddies are close friends who play watersports together.

Often significant others don't want to play watersports, so water buddies fulfill the need. Rules can be set so that it's not cheating on the so. If there is no so, then waterbuddies are free to play, but then they're usually called fbuddies or lovers.
Yeah they're hot! But I heard the blond has a secret waterbuddy in San Francisco. Yeah, he's hot enough to get away with it.
Waterbuddy by HotterNWetter April 11, 2014

watertose 

emily: i’m watertose
me: what’s that?
emily: lactose intolerant, but water
watertose by alyxdumb December 28, 2020