Watermonkey

Insult made by neckbeard nice guys when they try to insult alpha males. Used like sandmonkey only for the superior race

Neck beard john: Whomst've this watermonkey, i'll let him know i watch rick and morty

by Kajkage February 27, 2018

warmonkey

Is a God

All hail Warmonkey

by MrNice October 20, 2003

Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

warmonkey

A mutant species of homosapien.The warmonkey is known for its sucking of farts out of the anus' of dead animals.

"Look at that warmonkey doing his stuff on a dead goat"

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

warmonkey

a complete loser that needs to be put in jail or a mental hospital

like a nutcase

by no April 9, 2003

warmonkey

1. Hairy beast
2. Anus bar

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025