Watermonkey

Insult made by neckbeard nice guys when they try to insult alpha males. Used like sandmonkey only for the superior race

Neck beard john: Whomst've this watermonkey, i'll let him know i watch rick and morty

Watermonkey by Kajkage February 27, 2018

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warmonkey

All hail Warmonkey

warmonkey by MrNice October 20, 2003

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A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

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A mutant species of homosapien.The warmonkey is known for its sucking of farts out of the anus' of dead animals.

"Look at that warmonkey doing his stuff on a dead goat"

warmonkey by Anonymous March 23, 2003

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warmonkey by no April 9, 2003

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warmonkey by Anonymous March 23, 2003

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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

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