Watering The Plants

Usually used as an excuse when somebody wants something done.

Jackass: wanna come over later?
You: ............Watering the plants
Jackass: alrighty.

by James K. Bitch August 03, 2008

watering the plants

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

by jajamoneralover August 02, 2008

watering the plants

Urinating outside , for the benefit of the plants who don't get enough water

Dude A: "I thought you needed a piss ,isn't there a line"
Dude B: "na, I just went outside and was watering the plants"

by ronifer b March 08, 2015

water the plants

To drink alcohol and smoke weed

KID) Mom, we're going to go water the plants!
MOM) Okay, don't use too much water though!

by Adriennebaby June 11, 2008

Watering the plants

A sexual reference used when you don't want to be too obvious.

Girl: what are you thinking about right now?
Guy: watering the plants

by Mikehappt December 22, 2017

water these plants

its to tell someone to get off your case and go do what they are suppose to do, to mind their own business

I was laying on my couch watching tv and my girl comes talking about I party to much on the weekend. so I tell her "water these plants"

by lcossiving February 25, 2009

Watering the plant

This is a phrase which is specially used to seduce someone from the perspective of sex

For example :-

"She was watering the plant a lot but I didn't respond to control my amorous feeling" peter said

by Ubed khan April 22, 2019