WaterTemple

One of the hardest dungeons ever conceived. Legend says that at the beginning of time, the Gods created the Water temple to trap beast of myth, The Minotaur, but decided it was to cruel of a punishment for any living being.

Yourself : "Oh cool! Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time! I wonder why I haven't played this for so long!" *Loads game. Spawns in WaterTemple* You: "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-"

WaterTemple by Nicholas Alexander June 1, 2011

Water Temple 

Considered by many to be the equivalent to a complete rectal examination.

The Water Temple from Zelda 64, which has to be the hardest, most difficult level known to man. Ever. Filled with traps, mazes, puzzles, illusions, and who knows how many times you have to raise and lower the water level.

Every gamer I have spoken with has only rude, vulgar things to say about the Water Temple - and many stories of trial and error - using the wrong keys on the wrong doors, saving and screwing up in the wrong places, forgetting which rooms were which... it's a hellhole.

It is also used outside of the gaming world to describe a problem that is virtually impossible to solve.

The only thing I don't get is why they put the hardest level in the middle of the game.

I spent four fucking hours in the Water Temple and I still have no idea where the fuck I'm going.

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Tom: Dude! I can't figure this out! We are seriously fucked!
Mike: This is worse than the Water Temple!

Water Temple by Sh3ik May 2, 2006

Water Temple Screwjob 

1) The point in the water temple where link comes across a locked door with no small key on hand and must back track through the entire temple to find the key, most notable time when TV screens and controllers get broken.

2) A rare occurrence where link uses a small key on the wrong door and cannot access the last small key leaving the player to restart the temple or worse the entire game. This is also known as the Mega Water Temple Screwjob.

"Hey did you get the water medallion yet?"

"No man I got to the last door and found out I didn't have the last key to unlock it, so I threw my game away."

"Aww sounds like you experienced the Water Temple Screwjob."

Water Temple Screwjob by suicine December 9, 2009

Water Temple 

The hardest gaming level ever conceived by mankind. The water temple from Zelda Ocarina of Time is so difficult and confusing that frustrated gamers around the world spend countless hours screaming " WHY? why are you so fucking confusing" Also a common thing brought up between those who talk about the good old days when they still played Zelda Ocarina of Time

1. God Dammit ive spend four hours trying to find the last small key, This is so frustrating i want to ninja star my controller through the T.V

2. Friend 1 :Hey remember the good ol days when we played Ocarina of Time

Friend 2 : Yeah! I do, hey remember how frustrating the Water Temple was?

Friend 1 : DUDE! don't even get me started on the Water Temple

Water Temple by ThatisPrivate December 17, 2012

Water Temple 

A level in the game, "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time." Regarded by many as one of the most tedious and difficult levels ever conceived. Also one of the leading causes of divorce amongst gamer couples.

Spouse A: Honey, will you help me with this Water Temple?
Spouse B: Sure!

Water Temple by Psychotic Pseudonym September 25, 2009

Water Temple 

Hylian for, "waste of your motherfucking time."

Friend 1: Hey man did you complete the water temple yet?
Friend 2: *spontaneously combusts in a burst of frustration and agony*

Water Temple by Bananamanagram January 16, 2015

stuck in the Water Temple 

A phrase describing something so incredibly confusing that you have no idea how to get through it. Comes from the Water Temple in Zelda 64, one of the most insane levels I've seen in any video game, ever. No joke - EVERYONE gets stuck in the Water Temple when they play this game, usually for weeks/months/years.

"What am I supposed to do next?! GAH! This is like being stuck in the Water Temple!!!"

stuck in the Water Temple by Seer of Shadows December 10, 2004