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hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again 

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3
hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?

watersports 

In BDSM terminology, refers to sensual or erotic play involving bodily fluids, typically urine, saliva, and less commonly, blood. Considered 'edge-play', because it is obviously somewhat unhygenic.
Most of the Mistresses that he found online were willing to do watersports, but not scat.
watersports by Aileen April 21, 2003
Word of the Day on January 12, 2017

watersportsgate 

Low quality porn of an oligarch's coronation with cheap russian whores starring as the champagne bottles.
Bet the people at the Kremlin are running #watersportsgate on loop this morning on every monitor they have!
watersportsgate by dnbdave January 11, 2017

watersports 

watersports is a sexual activity that some guys like to engage in -- one guy pisses on the face, body, genitals, or in the dude's mouth which he tries to drink.
In the cadet showers, I like to engage in watersports and suck a piss-gasm out of other cadets' morning wood !
watersports by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021

Watersports 

The act of spitting water out of your mouth. Usually done in a shower.
Watersports is the official initiation into the watersports gang. The watersports gang is an exclusive club within the sju gc. ”WATERSPORTS! WATERSPORTS! WATERSPORTS! WATERSPORTS!”
Watersports by Leteritious January 29, 2019

watersports 

Typically sports done on lakes rivers or the ocean. (i.e. jet-skiing, water polo, boating, ect...)
watersports by ben c. October 20, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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