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Wasted orgasm 

A wasted orgasm is when you jack off and come but don't feel an orgasm, due to trying to prolong the pre-orgasm pleasure for too long. Usually leaving the victim with a sense of failure and frustration.
Frat Bro 1: Dude last night I was jacking off and I came and felt nothing, totally fucked up my night.

Frat Bro 2: Oh yeah dude I think that's called a wasted orgasm, I get those all the time when I think about my grandma.

Frat Bro 1: ....What the fuck dude?

Frat Bro 2: Wait what....?
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Wasted Orgasm 

Mostly with women. Where the body goes through the processes of an orgasm but it is not felt, due to stopping masturbation or sex too soon.
I was clit rubbing and was so close but then my mum knocked at the door. Total wasted orgasm.
Wasted Orgasm by Rebeccii July 30, 2009

Waste of an orgasm 

Someone who is useless or worth nothing. Someone who's father "wasted an orgasm" when they were conceived.
Get off your ass and find a job you lousy waste of an orgasm!
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026