Washingtoning 

The act of yet again betraying a group of friends after they've forgiven you for previously betraying them.

That bastard has been washingtoning us the whole time!

Washingtoning by Betrayed January 13, 2004

Washingtonguing 

D.C. guys are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the District of Columbia. Literally, a Washington-tonguing!

I took a trip to D.C. last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!

Washingtonguing by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Washingtonian Center 

Located in Gaithersburg, MD. Once the best place to meet and hookup with chicks. Unfortunately ghetto people and middle schoolers have taken over. Unless you're in the mood for some Friedchickenisha or a 12 year old girl you gotta go else where to get some digits. The increase amount of security has also made this old gold mine less attractive.

20 year old: Back when I was 16 I'd go to rio with all my buds, meet a girl and take her behind the bushes across the lake and slide into 3rd base every Friday and Saturday at the Washingtonian Center.

16 year old: Man I wish I could of experienced that. I went there last night and it was just a sausage fest with the occasional ghetto girl. I don't think I'll ever get some pootang there.

Washingtonian Center by The Rio God November 30, 2010

Washingtonguing 

Seattle men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Washington. Literally, a Boston-tonguing!

I took a trip to Seattle last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

Washingtonguing by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Washingtonitis 

Noun- The ailment from which a politician suffers from being in Washington too long, and has a result, lost touch with his constituents.

A politician with washingtonitis usually raises massive amounts of money from special interest groups (i.e. Political Action Committees ((PACs)) Big Banks, Real Estate, Financial Investment groups and Corporations). In return for their monetary support the politicians support and lobby for the benefit of their patrons and usually override voters of the people the District. Often these are in Districts where there is little or no opposition. Thus there is nothing to incite an incumbent to do anything for the benefit of his District. See Eric Cantor, John Boehner and Michelle Bachmann

INGRAHAM: ... because this -- because of this. Because the things -- some of the things that you've said -- and they're not all negative, but some of the comments you've made about the Tea Party movement: it's good as the grass roots movement, which I agree. And then you also said, but not -- as a caucus, might not be that helpful.

And then, you know, your -- I think your comment, maybe it was last year about Rush Limbaugh wanting the president to fail. And people get a little worried that...

CANTOR: What?

INGRAHAM: ... you know, even Eric Cantor can get caught up in the Washingtonitis, that's all.

Washingtonitis by snagglepuss1614 August 30, 2010

Washingtonian 

1) Someone from Washington.

2) A weird person who doesn't use an umbrella when there's clearly water falling out of the sky.

3) Someone who pronounces Oregon the WRONG way.

4) A person who thinks the world is coming to an end when it starts snowing.

5) A person who is technologically underdeveloped.

1) "I'm a Washingtonian."

2) "He got pneumonia from being in too much rain and died."
"Why wasn't he using an umbrella?"
"I don't know. He must be a Washingtonian."

3) WRONG way = Or-ee-gun
RIGHT way = Oh-ree-gahn

4) Me: "It's snowing!!!" *dances with joy*
Washingtonian: "Omg the world's coming to an end!!!! Everyone run for your lives!!!!"

5) "He died of heatstroke because he didn't have an air conditioner in his apartment."
"What kind of idiot doesn't have an air conditioner in their apartment when it's 115 outside?"
"I don't know; he must have been a Washingtonian. I hear they don't believe in air conditioning.

Washingtonian by Live.Love.Learn July 24, 2009

washingtonism 

to kill the presidents that already died.

"HE JUST FUCKED LINCOLN! he just committed washingtonism!"

washingtonism by ktbadger January 6, 2008